Tell her she can't have a vagina
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
