if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
