No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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