you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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