I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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