My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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