ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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