i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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