It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
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and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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