When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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