Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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