so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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