So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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