I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Randomize
