We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
he thought i was a dude.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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