spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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