I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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