There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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