So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
