That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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