try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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