She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Randomize
