talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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