She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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