dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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