We're facebook friends in real life
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
