made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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