scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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