Pregnant stripper...not hot.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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