Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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