Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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