Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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