Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I hope mine doesn't look like that
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I'm really busy with my period
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