Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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