i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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