Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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