She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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