just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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