I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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