I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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