I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My balls are so social today.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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