I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
