She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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