Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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