Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
The beer is more important than you right now.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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