Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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