sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize
