Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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