So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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