I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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